April 11th, 2006

on the res


Australia has sunk deeper into its culinary crisis. Old El Paso MexeBeans appear to have been deleted. This is a staple food group. This isn't like when they deleted Cool Ranch Doritos or when they deleted Diet Coke With Lime or any of that cool fun stuff. This is my fucking dinner on Thursday night, and there are no substitutes. Australia doesn't sell pinto beans unless they're refried or Mexe. Stagg chili is still available, but that has meat in it because you can only get Classic and Habanero here. I might have to go with a four-bean mix and make my own sauce, or buy Heinz Baked Beans and put in heaps of Cholula. I am deeply saddened by this development.