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note to self
mom walk
amw
I want to write a little checklist of things to do in the UK.

In England
- Eat a vege sausage or anything with brown sauce from a roadside stand
- Buy chips wrapped in newspaper and eat them by the sea
- Go to a pub
- Cross a fence using a stile
- Get stung by a nettle
- Pick some brambles, if they're in season
- Throw a custard pie in the face of a Brexiteer

In Scotland
- Eat porridge
- Drink Irn Bru
- Wander around Glasgow and see if i remember anything

I have to wake up stupidly early tomorrow and take a taxi to Shekou. Ferry to Hong Kong. Long plane to Helsinki. Short plane to London. Let's go.