Once again, living in Australia has fucked me in the ass. Fucking racist, homophobic, xenophobic, ass-end-of-the-universe, poor excuse for a country. (Where my mother, sister and a whole bunch of old friends live.) It appears, thanks to Chinese bureaucracy, i need to fly all the way back to that sucking epicenter of modern day Yellow Peril hysteria just to get my useless-as-a-mouldy-bog-roll university degree notarized, authenticated and legalized. I am so fucking pissed right now. What did the Aussies ever do for us? Besides psytrance. Fucking hell.