Actually by the time i post this it will almost certainly be Monday, but... eh.
I am feeling very techno. I am drinking slash have drunk my Christmas Booze.
Actually, i already drank my Christmas Booze on Tuesday, and then Wednesday i was Very Hungover. And Miserable.
But my plan was always to have Chistmas Eve Slash Thursday to reup.
Reup i did. On that day.
I got a bunch of alcohol, and all the veges and breadsies that should get me through a holiday.
THE FUCKING JESUS.
It's Christmas morning and i realize i forgot to buy coffee.
No problem. I'll ration that shit. Half for today and half for...
Fuck it! I was supposed to have Christmas drinks! That means i need to have shit two days in advance!
Le fucking sigh. Should i drink the other half Boxing Day or the day after? Guess it doesn't matter, eh, shop's not open today anyway lah.
So, i had the half of my coffee, and self-isolated like a good Canadian.
One of my good Canadian buds called me in the eve and we got almighty drunk. Being an East Coast Hoserette, she passed out before me, so i jumped on the Discord to talk stupid shit to drunken west coasters and early morn teetotalerin' east coasters.
I am certain i said something very fucking intelligent. Even more intelligent than this LiveJournal post. Sucks to be you, reading this, wherever/whenever the fuck. If only you were a drunken ass hoborphan on Christmas night! So much intellismarter!
Anyway, fastforward, hangover day, sober day, go to the store day...
Oh, wait, hangover day i had to make an EXISTENTIAL DECISION about whether i should drink the rest of the coffee that day or the next. Like, drink coffee on a hangover, it halves your headache from an alcohol+caffeine withdrawal to just an alcohol withdrawal. But also, drink coffee on a hangover, it extends your hangover waking time...
I decided to skip coffee on the hangover and fastforward.
Sober day, go to the store day, i drank the other half of the coffee, then bought food, i came home, i started drinking my new Emergency Vodka. (My landlord gave me Chistmas presents - vodka and Rubina. I have a whole nother post to write about Rubina but i am too drunk to do it right now, so fucking ping me for a reminder.)
I am so fucking Emergency Vodka drunk right now that i accidentally opened the famous My Landlord's Late Father's Stash Box, rolled a gotdamn joint, and got stoned.
Ladies and gents and enbies, i am stronken.
Been a long time, been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.