amw (amw) wrote,
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amw

tinis

Well it's not quite as gay as an appletini, though it's definitely more girly, but what the hell.

Chocolate Martini

2 shots vodka (belvedere)
1 shot creme de cacao (white, of course)

Shake'n'strain into Hershey's cocoa-rimmed glass. Teh yum. I'm fucking trashed. Yes i shouldn't be drinking alcohol. But you know. It's Friday and i can't go out so i need to celebrate somehow. Also i spent over an hour in severe fucking pain in a waiting room because the doctor was running "a bit" late. Apparently i might have a badly torn ligament due to the size of the bruise and me being "a big girl". Well, fair enough, i am over 6 foot - i have lots of weight to crunch down on that elegant little ankle. X-ray Monday.

In related news, the whole outer side of my left foot is freakin PURPLE.
Tags: alcoholism, decrepit
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