It's woeful. I could almost cry when i see what people get in other countries. We've gotta be right up there with Libya for internet quality.
Make me president, i'll get fiber to the curb. Under the umbrella of job creation.
Last night i got drunk on a school night. This is the trend, folks: the more i work, the more i consume mind-altering substances to make me wish that…
A strange thing about my sexuality, or my gender, is that i kind of always wish i had been gay. Like, a gay man. I love all of the stereotypical…
There is a certain form of British Ass Fucking Bullshit Techno that is called Intelligent Dance Music (IDM). I mean, it used to be called IDM. My…